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Anti-Christmas Crackers

Anti-Christmas Crackers *SALE* (6x Dark Humour, Funny, Naughty Crackers)

Anti-Christmas Crackers *SALE* (6x Dark Humour, Funny, Naughty Crackers)

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Box of 6 x 12" luxury Christmas crackers. Each cracker features:
💥 Pull-Off Heads for a dramatic holiday bang!
💥 2 Spicy Christmas Insults (goodbye bland xmas jokes!)
💥 Branded Metal Bottle-Opener Keychain to help remember the night before
💥 Chic Black Paper Crown to make you the King/Queen of Anti-Christmas
💥 5% of brand profits to mental health charities
💥 Fully recyclable (ribbon excluded)

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Alternative, Funny & Dark Humour Christmas Crackers for Adults | Box of 6 Unique British Crackers - for those who dislike Christmas!

~ Doesn't contain any swearing or sexually suggestive language ~

Our cool Christmas Crackers bring a funny, luxurious and irreverent touch to the holiday table.

*Not to be sold to anyone under the age of 12 years old, and advised age is 18+ due to its adult themes. Please see the back of the box for full spec and safety information. **Please note the insults will be the same in every box

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The Collection

Find Christmas tedious, boring, repetitive and predictable?

well this year... guarantee yourself some entertainment, as well as a spot the naughty list 📜

We’ve all had too many disappointing

BANGS

Improve your pulling this year;

by pulling off Father Christmas or Rudolph's head. Whose noggin will roll like a Christmas log(in)?!

*We do not condone violence in any forms, and the concept of pulling their heads off is intended as a playful joke. Obviously.

Give your bland Christmas Dinner a bit of

SPICE

Forget about a lame joke;

we'll supply you with a spicy Christmas insult to sting a loved one - and an extra one for them to hit you back!

**Our insults are not meant to cause harm, please do not direct them towards people with a sensitive disposition. Seriously, please.
Please note: each box of 6 crackers contains the same 12 insults.

Don't be disappointed by at least one

PRESENT

No more fighting over nail clippers or a pointless plastic frog;

every cracker includes an awesome branded metal bottle-opener keychain.

***Please pull the crackers away from your face and others, so that nothing flies out and hits you in the eyes. It's common sense.

And remember the true meaning of Christmas:

WINNING

Don't worry about wearing an embarrassing coloured paper hat;

celebrate by crowning yourself the Anti-Christmas King or Queen with our stylish black paper crown. 

****We didn't want to break format with the cautionary notes, so I dunno... don't eat your paper crown, I guess. Not yum.

Plus, stick it to Christmas and

LONELINESS

Not everyone is so lucky at Christmas;

so whilst you’re pulling a cracker with your mate, you can help put a smile on the face of someone who isn’t able to join the fun.

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Let customers speak for us

from 8 reviews
Good twisted fun :)

We cannot wait to start ripping the heads from the jolly fat man and his dodgy deer, we do enjoy dark twisted humour so these are right up our alley, good job :)

Angie A F Maguire
Anti-Christmas Crackers *SALE* (6x Dark Humour, Funny, Naughty Crackers)
Love these crackers!

Delivery was super quick and I'm in love with how these crackers look! Really vibrant and different, I can't wait to pull them!

Lynsey Simons
Anti-Christmas Crackers *SALE* (6x Dark Humour, Funny, Naughty Crackers)

Love these they will suit our family perfectly 🤣

Jayne Beadle
Anti-Christmas Crackers *SALE* (6x Dark Humour, Funny, Naughty Crackers)
Fab and unique Xmas idea!

Very quick delivery and good quality crackers. Haven't opened them yet of course but so far very pleased with my purchase!
Looking forward to ripping them apart on Christmas day 😜

Kara Wildber-Dunn
Anti-Christmas Crackers *SALE* (6x Dark Humour, Funny, Naughty Crackers)
The Happy Unhappy Gift!

These crackers are amazing. If you don't like the festive season, these definitely add a touch of dark humour to it and whether you pull with friends or decide to use them all yourself, they're a proper giggle. I am excited to see what other ANTI products these guys produce!

Chelsea Watts
Anti-Christmas Crackers *SALE* (6x Dark Humour, Funny, Naughty Crackers)
Great idea!

Finally feel like I have something to take to Christmas Dinner that will make an impact and show my sense of humour! No longer do I have to try and perfect a potato! Box of these and I’m done!

Adam H
Anti-Christmas Crackers *SALE* (6x Dark Humour, Funny, Naughty Crackers)
Fantastic Crackers That Are Super Fun!

Whilst the crackers have been made to make an impact, they definitely will have everyone laughing at their downright Scrooge nature. In fact, upon trying them, me and my mum both said that it would actually be more fun to have these just to see the reactions from people than the normal reactions that come from festive crackers on the table. So much fun, different and definitely an iconic feature to have on the Christmas dinner table.

Joey Tamburello
Anti-Christmas Crackers *SALE* (6x Dark Humour, Funny, Naughty Crackers)
For Those With A Sense Of Humour

I absolutely love these crackers! Makes a change from the generic ones you get. Love or hate Christmas these crackers will bring some laughter to the table, or no table.

Soph
Anti-Christmas Crackers *SALE* (6x Dark Humour, Funny, Naughty Crackers)