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Anti-Christmas Crackers

(Un)festive Christmas Cards (3 Designs, A6 Size)

(Un)festive Christmas Cards (3 Designs, A6 Size)

Get our 3 pack of Christmas cards, to let the special people in your life, know how you feel.
Contains 3 x high quality Christmas card designs, with colour printed front and black printed text inside, inc including paper envelopes and all packed into a cellophane bag.
🎁 "You're getting this card because I feel obliged / And getting a Christmas card doesn't make you popular or likeable"
🎁 "Here's a card don't expect anything else from me / Giving you this card is my act of Christmas charity"
🎁 "Now you have your card I'm going to spent time with people I actually like / Enjoy this low effort and mediocre gift as a symbol of my affection for you"

100% recyclable | Comes in compostable cellophane bag

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Find Christmas tedious, boring, repetitive and predictable?

well this year... guarantee yourself some entertainment, as well as a spot the naughty list 📜

We’ve all had too many disappointing

BANGS

Improve your pulling this year;

by pulling off Father Christmas or Rudolph's head. Whose noggin will roll like a Christmas log(in)?!

*We do not condone violence in any forms, and the concept of pulling their heads off is intended as a playful joke. Obviously.

Give your bland Christmas Dinner a bit of

SPICE

Forget about a lame joke;

we'll supply you with a spicy Christmas insult to sting a loved one - and an extra one for them to hit you back!

**Our insults are not meant to cause harm, please do not direct them towards people with a sensitive disposition. Seriously, please.
Please note: each box of 6 crackers contains the same 12 insults.

Don't be disappointed by at least one

PRESENT

No more fighting over nail clippers or a pointless plastic frog;

every cracker includes an awesome branded metal bottle-opener keychain.

***Please pull the crackers away from your face and others, so that nothing flies out and hits you in the eyes. It's common sense.

And remember the true meaning of Christmas:

WINNING

Don't worry about wearing an embarrassing coloured paper hat;

celebrate by crowning yourself the Anti-Christmas King or Queen with our stylish black paper crown. 

****We didn't want to break format with the cautionary notes, so I dunno... don't eat your paper crown, I guess. Not yum.

Plus, stick it to Christmas and

LONELINESS

Not everyone is so lucky at Christmas;

so whilst you’re pulling a cracker with your mate, you can help put a smile on the face of someone who isn’t able to join the fun.

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