Anti-Christmas Crackers
'Crap Present Inside' Wrapping Paper (3 x A1 Sheets, Single Design)
'Crap Present Inside' Wrapping Paper (3 x A1 Sheets, Single Design)
Show your passion for gift giving with this special xmas wrapping paper.
Includes 3x A1 sheets of high quality, thick & uncoated wrapping paper (all sheets are the same design) folded and flat packed into a cellophane bag. (*doesn't include ribbon)
**Limited stock** - only 250 packs for this year! Once they're gone, they're gone!
100% recyclable | Comes in compostable cellophane bag
+ 5% of brand profits go to tackling loneliness at Christmas
Ships UK Only
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Find Christmas tedious, boring, repetitive and predictable?
well this year... guarantee yourself some entertainment, as well as a spot the naughty list 📜
BANGS
Improve your pulling this year;
by pulling off Father Christmas or Rudolph's head. Whose noggin will roll like a Christmas log(in)?!
*We do not condone violence in any forms, and the concept of pulling their heads off is intended as a playful joke. Obviously.
SPICE
Forget about a lame joke;
we'll supply you with a spicy Christmas insult to sting a loved one - and an extra one for them to hit you back!
**Our insults are not meant to cause harm, please do not direct them towards people with a sensitive disposition. Seriously, please.
Please note: each box of 6 crackers contains the same 12 insults.
PRESENT
No more fighting over nail clippers or a pointless plastic frog;
every cracker includes an awesome branded metal bottle-opener keychain.
***Please pull the crackers away from your face and others, so that nothing flies out and hits you in the eyes. It's common sense.
WINNING
Don't worry about wearing an embarrassing coloured paper hat;
celebrate by crowning yourself the Anti-Christmas King or Queen with our stylish black paper crown.
****We didn't want to break format with the cautionary notes, so I dunno... don't eat your paper crown, I guess. Not yum.
LONELINESS
Not everyone is so lucky at Christmas;
so whilst you’re pulling a cracker with your mate, you can help put a smile on the face of someone who isn’t able to join the fun.
THE ONE AND ONLY CHRISTMAS CRACKER - FOR THOSE WHO HATE CHRISTMAS
Perfect for grumpy family members, alt-culture lovers, students, Secret Santas, fans of ‘highly popular offensive group card games’, or anyone that just enjoys an ill-humoured laugh
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